This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
CONFUSED SHARP BUNNIES
This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.
Watch and be amazed.
take a shot every time someone reblogs this not realizing it’s Homestuck
take a shot every time someone in the homestuck fandom thinks the zodiac signs belong to homestuck and homestuck alone
jk don’t do that we’d all be drunk off our asses and even more irritating than we already are
Usually I’d agree with you bro, but you see, this kind of is. It’s not just the zodiacs, its the zodiacs (the troll symbols) in the corresponding blood colors. Not everything is about Homestuck, but sometimes, things actually are.
white people willingly refrain from throwing around ‘voldemort’ but start a earthquake when they’re told ‘n-gga’ isn’t for them
White people won’t say Beetlejuice 3 times but say “nigga” like it ain’t nothing
White people scared to say Bloody Mary, but will look at a black person with no fear and say nigga