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12:36am April 20, 2014
the-bohemian-maiden:

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen ever.

the-bohemian-maiden:

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen ever.

12:35am April 20, 2014
12:35am April 20, 2014
12:34am April 20, 2014
gunmetal-naturale:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.


but just…CONFUSED SHARP BUNNIES

gunmetal-naturale:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

but just…

CONFUSED SHARP BUNNIES

12:33am April 20, 2014

maquisleader:

It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros

12:32am April 20, 2014
hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

12:32am April 20, 2014
smoothbuttdiapershit:

hamsteakandpasta:

yips-like-chihuahua:

sleepwonk:

ladycheshire:

Watch and be amazed.

take a shot every time someone reblogs this not realizing it’s Homestuck 

take a shot every time someone in the homestuck fandom thinks the zodiac signs belong to homestuck and homestuck alonejk don’t do that we’d all be drunk off our asses and even more irritating than we already are

Usually I’d agree with you bro, but you see, this kind of is. It’s not just the zodiacs, its the zodiacs (the troll symbols) in the corresponding blood colors. Not everything is about Homestuck, but sometimes, things actually are.

Burn

smoothbuttdiapershit:

hamsteakandpasta:

yips-like-chihuahua:

sleepwonk:

ladycheshire:

Watch and be amazed.

take a shot every time someone reblogs this not realizing it’s Homestuck 

take a shot every time someone in the homestuck fandom thinks the zodiac signs belong to homestuck and homestuck alone
jk don’t do that we’d all be drunk off our asses and even more irritating than we already are

Usually I’d agree with you bro, but you see, this kind of is. It’s not just the zodiacs, its the zodiacs (the troll symbols) in the corresponding blood colors. Not everything is about Homestuck, but sometimes, things actually are.

Burn

12:31am April 20, 2014

kurwah:

kurwah:

DOES ANYBODY HA VE THE PICTURE OF THAT REA LLY BAD EDWARD ELRIC W IG WITH THE WOR DS “PROFESSIONAL ONLY” WRITTEN ON IT

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12:30am April 20, 2014

alphadad:

alphadad:

alphadad:

alphadad:

carry on my memeward son

there’ll be lolz when you are done

lay your weary feels to rest

trololol no more

12:30am April 20, 2014
12:30am April 20, 2014

marainean:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

Haahah

12:30am April 20, 2014

harperhug:

What if Logos Told the Truth? 

A series by Viktor Hertz.  

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This started off hilarious and ended up putting tears in my eyes.

12:28am April 20, 2014
12:28am April 20, 2014
obi-sweets:

Get with the program Naruto

obi-sweets:

Get with the program Naruto

12:28am April 20, 2014

thatdudeemu:

youbetternotbringyokids:

h0odrich:

white people willingly refrain from throwing around ‘voldemort’ but start a earthquake when they’re told ‘n-gga’ isn’t for them

White people won’t say Beetlejuice 3 times but say “nigga” like it ain’t nothing

White people scared to say Bloody Mary, but will look at a black person with no fear and say nigga